Tacky Toilet Top Stickers
The toilet seat is my canvas.
"Tacky Toilet Tops Frequently Asked Questions"
Select "How They Work" above to find out how stickers are made and how to put them on your toilet seat.
Following are frequently asked questions. If you have questions not listed here, contact me by clicking my email link at the bottom of this page.
- 1. Do I have to sign up PayPal when I order by credit card?
- No. Even though you will have the benefit of PayPal's secure server, you DO NOT have to sign up with PayPal.
- 2. Why does "toiletarts.com" appear on each sticker image on the Web site?
- Sorry about that, but don't worry, it won't be on your sticker(s). I put my Web address on to discourage thieves. So If somebody tries to sell you a blurry-looking sticker with "toiletarts.com" all over the front of it, it's likely that they swiped it from my web site. Ouch!
- 3. How long does one of these stickers last?
- Well, unless your butt is made of sandpaper, one of these stickers will last for years.
- 4. Are Tacky Toilet Tops washable?
- Yes, because they're waterproof. However, don't let the sticky side get wet. Use a sponge with a mild cleaning agent; don't use a scratcher.
- 5. What are the dimensions of a Tacky Toilet Top sticker?
- Tops are approximately 1 3/4 inches up-and-down by 12 inches side-to-side. They fit all standard toilets (click here for more toilet size info).
- 6. Do you actually think these things are art?
- Hell yes, toilet art! And they're portable at that. Why settle for a regular canvas stuck on a wall in some museum when toilet seats everywhere can be my canvas?
- 7. What actually possessed you to create these ridiculous things?
- I don't know... a higher power, maybe?
- 8. Will there be more tops?
- Will the sun continue to rise?
- 9. How do I contact you?
- Scroll down to the bottom of this page and click the EMAIL ME button.